Continental "rolled" a giant tractor sized tire into Tar Heel Town on Saturday. Probably would have been a more popular exhibit at the ECU/State game.

It's painfully obvious that the guy on his cell phone just let loose a huge fart.
His girlfriend has her nose turned up and the kid behind him is literally
holding his breath.

We finally figured out why VT keeps losing in BCS Bowl games. "Hokie Country" only refers to states that border the Atlantic Ocean.

"I told you to get the tickets off the table before we walked out the door. You know what, never mind...just don't talk to me for the rest of the day."

We've got a laundry list of items just waiting to be ridiculed here - the farmer's hat, the (women's?) sunglasses on the face, the spare sunglasses on the Croakies, the Croakies...

"Where is the Q on this thing? I can't text my displeasure with Quan's
personal foul without a Q button."