Why on earth would anyone schedule a wedding on campus at the same time as a Carolina football game? For that matter, why would anyone schedule a wedding anywhere at the same time as a Carolina football game?

Rameses' has literally collapsed under his own weight. He's quite old.

This guy looks a lot like Connor Barth. We would have used him for next month's "Separated at Birth," but we would have had to say "Connor Barth" and "Random Guy at Tar Heel Town." Actually, we're still considering doing that.

The ever-stoic Natrone Means. Were not going to make fun of him, as he's still
a rather large fella. And we like him.

Dave and Stillman's former suitemate, affectionately nicknamed Junkyard, now runs the sound board for Carolina's pre-game radio show. Don't ask us how he got his nickname. Also, don't ask us his real name.

Few things in Chapel Hill are less valuable these days than a jersey
autographed by Richie Rich...