Looks like these are left over from the Wolfpack game last season. That's
the only explanation for printing "Beat State" instead of "Beat McNeese"
on those balloons.

Luckily this little guy is planning to play for Butch Davis and not Roy
Williams. Ol' Roy despises the headband.

"Last question. This one is a fill-in-the-blank:
'Next season, I would be willing to pay _____ dollars to watch North Carolina
almost lose to a Division I-AA school (minimum $55).'"

"Well, I heard from Coach Davis' cousin's wife's next-door-neighbor's sweet Aunt Sally that after he gets the fans used to playing a game or two a year in navy uniforms, he's going to try to change the school colors to purple and peach."

We're not sure which is scarier - a guy wearing a football face to
a football game...

...or a guy wearing a basketball face to a football game. Actually, both of
those situations are probably trumped by the "Smurf" on his jersey.